I nearly become homicidal every time I have to hear an outgoing message that gives me 45 minutes of instructions on how to leave a message.
Seriously, who doesn’t know how to leave a message?
I want to throw my phone across the room when I have to hear not only the regular outgoing message, like: [...]

Did you ever go to the bank drive thru and there are 3 – 4 open lanes, but only one stupid teller servicing all of them? What moronic imbecile dreamed up this totally fake customer service crap?
I can’t stand it when I pull into the empty lane to find out I will still be sitting [...]