If I one more time have to experience someone misusing the word “Literally” I think I am going to stab myself in the eyeballs.
I can’t count the amount of times I have heard or read something like this.
Here is an excerpt from one of those idiotic mass email forwards people feel compelled to send out.
“The [...]

So, the new Japanese First Lady is totally batshit crazy.
Japan’s new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, won a landslide victory last week and is set to take office later this month. Hatoyama is himself eccentric by Japanese standards, choosing to wear green suits instead of the standard-issue dark blue ones worn by most men and for [...]

It has come to our attention that Bank of America, in addition to having greed fueled, never care management that helped screw up the American economy, also employs morons as tellers and bank managers.
Steve Valdez, who is manager of quality assurance and customer satisfaction for Hillsborough County’s (Tampa FL) Public Works department, has two prosthetic [...]

Does anyone else here live in South Florida? Can anyone tell me why the heck the damn power goes out ten times a day every day? Did the little hamster on the wheel get tired of running around?
Seriously! WTF!?! I can’t remember the power ever going out in the 30+ years I lived in NJ. [...]

There should be a law that says if you get injured while committing a crime, too freakin’ bad, that’s part of the price you pay. Further, if you try to rob someone and they shoot you, the person that shoots you should get a $1,000 reward and the guy that gets shot should be put [...]

In this day and age, why the heck do stupid moron idiot people TYPE IN ALL CAPS!
Are they completely retarded!?!!
HI I’M A MORON AND I THINK YOU NEED TO TYPE EVERYTHING ALL IN CAPS. SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME BY RIPPING THE CAPS LOCK KEY OUT OF MY KEYBOARD AND SHOVING IT UP MY ASS.
I also [...]