The Epitome of Stupidity

Americans Don’t No English

If I one more time have to experience someone misusing the word "Literally" I think I am going to stab myself in the eyeballs. I can't count the amount of times I have heard or read something like this. Here is an excerpt from one of those idiotic mass email forwards people feel compelled to send out. "The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person [+]

Japan’s First Lady is Batshit Crazy

So, the new Japanese First Lady is totally batshit crazy. Japan’s new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, won a landslide victory last week and is set to take office later this month. Hatoyama is himself eccentric by Japanese standards, choosing to wear green suits instead of the standard-issue dark blue ones worn by most men and for not combing his hair, but his wife is rather more distinctive. In a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered", the [+]

More Proof That People are Idiots

In this day and age, why the heck do stupid moron idiot people TYPE IN ALL CAPS! Are they completely retarded!?!! HI I'M A MORON AND I THINK YOU NEED TO TYPE EVERYTHING ALL IN CAPS. SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME BY RIPPING THE CAPS LOCK KEY OUT OF MY KEYBOARD AND SHOVING IT UP MY ASS. I also can't stand the inverse of this, for example. hi. i'm an idiot that thinks just because i am typing something for [+]