So, the new Japanese First Lady is totally batshit crazy.
Japan’s new Prime Minister, Yukio Hatoyama, won a landslide victory last week and is set to take office later this month. Hatoyama is himself eccentric by Japanese standards, choosing to wear green suits instead of the standard-issue dark blue ones worn by most men and for not combing his hair, but his wife is rather more distinctive.
In a book entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered”, the first lady relates: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus. It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
The 66 year old cookery expert and musical actress also claims she met Tom Cruise in a previous life – when he was Japanese, naturally – and is looking forward to making a movie with him in the belief that she is destined to receive an Oscar for her performance.
on live TV, she once described how she ‘eats the sun’ every morning, closing her eyes and miming picking pieces of the star from the sky and placing them in her mouth: “Yum, yum, yum. I get energy from it. My husband also does this.”
She sure is making Michelle Obama look good.
Miyuki Hatoyama is Batshit Crazy
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Well, to be different with your own values doesn’t mean nut case. Not too easy to put label, or judge someone just because they have different opinion with you.
You don’t believe in those things…fine. Nothing s wrong with that..Everyone different and that’s make the world beautiful. Imagine every living things are same and have same opinion like you…how boring is that!
Personally i like her because she is different , unique and not scare become herself ! Not like those hypocrite people or politicians; in order to be accepted by the norms and society; they will preserve some certain images to get sympathy and adoration.
She does what she wants and don’t give any shit about people opinion. Should more people like her in the world…..and it would make life more exciting !